MPAA and RIAA to charge people for talking about movies or whistling

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MPAA and RIAA to charge people for talking about movies or whistling

MPAA and RIAA to charge people for talking about movies or whistling

We’ve got your SOPA and your PIPA, but a new bill called the Tools Against the Dissemination of Rights (TARD) act would fine or jail citizens for talking about movies, or whistling songs under copyright protection. This new law is also sponsored by Texas Republican…

MPAA and RIAA to charge people for talking about movies or whistling

MPAA and RIAA to charge people for talking about movies or whistling

We’ve got your SOPA and your PIPA, but a new bill called the Tools Against the Dissemination of Rights (TARD) act would fine or jail citizens for talking about movies, or whistling songs under copyright protection. This new law is also sponsored by Texas Republican…

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LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians

PORTLAND, Maine — There are more Martians receiving welfare benefits from the state of Maine than there are people who live in the state, Republican Gov. Paul LePage said Saturday. But Democrats said LePage’s numbers are deceptive and perhaps batshit crazy. Restating his call to…