TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills

TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills Washington — Not satisfied with touching airline passengers’ junk, taking nude photos of them, and confiscating their cupcakes, the Transportation…

Kim Jong-Il, Bon Jovi alive! Working on Album together!

Kim Jong-Il, Bon Jovi alive! Working on Album together! It seems the Internet rumor mill is abuzz with not one, but two, fake celebrity deaths. Despite what you may…

Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

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THE look for fall: Nouveau Douchebag

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Hello Boys! Grab your Ed Hardy shirt, bathe in Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, drop your pants to your knees, and roll those 20″ rims on your purple Ford Focus – douchebaggery is in for Fall!…

What 4th of July means to Maine

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Forget the fade, the Un is in!

Forget the fade, the Un is in!

What’s hot for 2012? The now famous hairstyle of North Korea’s supreme dictator for life Kim Jong-Un has become the hot new hair style for urban youth. Called “The Un” – the leader’s trademark lid is in vogue for douchebags throughout the US. Kim Jong-Un…

TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills

TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills

Washington — Not satisfied with touching airline passengers’ junk, taking nude photos of them, and confiscating their cupcakes, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has announced that they will be screening for the latest threat to your life – karate. At issue is the potential terrorist…

TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills

TSA to screen passengers for mad karate skills

Washington — Not satisfied with touching airline passengers’ junk, taking nude photos of them, and confiscating their cupcakes, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has announced that they will be screening for the latest threat to your life – karate. At issue is the potential terrorist…

LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians

LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians

PORTLAND, Maine — There are more Martians receiving welfare benefits from the state of Maine than there are people who live in the state, Republican Gov. Paul LePage said Saturday. But Democrats said LePage’s numbers are deceptive and perhaps batshit crazy. Restating his call to…