LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians Maine News

LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians

Forget the fade, the Un is in! Lifestyle

Forget the fade, the Un is in!

Rick Santorum To Come Out of Closet At Debate World

Rick Santorum To Come Out of Closet At Debate

Redistrict Maine, ‘cuz it’s time to switch it up Opinion

Redistrict Maine, ‘cuz it’s time to switch it up

Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job” WASHINGTON — Coming off the Senate passing the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), which allows US citizens to be arrested,…

December 18, 2011 / Read More

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo Guantanamo Bay, CUBA — It’s Christmas time once again, and festivities are in full-swing at camp X-ray. So what is…

December 16, 2011 / Read More

Police Planning a Major Crack Down on Organized Encampments!!

Mayors and Police officials from over 2500 cities and towns across america collaborated this past weekend on logistics to break…

November 23, 2011 / Read More
Nitro-Pak--The Emergency Preparedness Leader
Time Management Tips for Mainers
Recipe: Grannie’s Maple Pickle Mackerel Breakfast Surprise
Beat the heat! Tip top tips to stay cool when the mercury goes ballistic
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 Spoilers
Goin’ green – top tips to save the environment
THE look for fall: Nouveau Douchebag

THE look for fall: Nouveau Douchebag

Hello Boys! Grab your Ed Hardy shirt, bathe in Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, drop your pants to your knees, and roll those 20″ rims on your purple Ford Focus – douchebaggery is in for Fall!…

August 9, 2011 / Read More

What 4th of July means to Maine

What 4th of July means to Maine Well thank you Maine senate for passing a law so I can finally get fireworks…

June 30, 2011 / Read More
Local kid in wheelchair – not courageous
Maine, the way life should be: married to your first cousin
Time Management Tips for Mainers

Time Management Tips for Mainers

Seems like everyone in Maine is busier than a four dollar Lisbon Street crack-whore. So what’s a busy Mainer to do to manage their time? Top time management tips for Maine residents…

December 7, 2011 / Read More

Recipe: Grannie’s Maple Pickle Mackerel Breakfast Surprise

Recipe: Grannie’s Maple Pickle Mackerel Breakfast Surprise I sure do miss old Grammie. We buried her last year. Of course she died…

August 5, 2011 / Read More
Beat the heat! Tip top tips to stay cool when the mercury goes ballistic
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 Spoilers
Goin’ green – top tips to save the environment
What we’re doing for July 4th
Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

WASHINGTON — Coming off the Senate passing the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), which allows US citizens to be arrested, held for life, and tortured by the military without charges, recourse, or a trial – Senators Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins have ordered custom gigantic…

December 18, 2011 / Read More

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo Guantanamo Bay, CUBA — It’s Christmas time once again, and festivities are in full-swing at…

December 16, 2011 / Read More
Lewiston Elects Fattest Angriest Mayor Ever!
Time Management Tips for Mainers
Police Planning a Major Crack Down on Organized Encampments!!
Erick Bennett Mayor For Portland Seeks New World Record
Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

Senators Snowe and Collins Order Giant Custom Strap-Ons to “Finish the Job”

WASHINGTON — Coming off the Senate passing the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA), which allows US citizens to be arrested, held for life, and tortured by the military without charges, recourse, or a trial – Senators Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins have ordered custom gigantic…

December 18, 2011 / Read More

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo

It’s Christmas at Guantanamo Guantanamo Bay, CUBA — It’s Christmas time once again, and festivities are in full-swing at…

December 16, 2011 / Read More
Police Planning a Major Crack Down on Organized Encampments!!
DC Earthquake Ruins Afternoon
London police battle rioters with stern looks and shouts of “What, what?”
Government fixes debt ceiling with Montel Williams payday loan
Lewiston Elects Fattest Angriest Mayor Ever!

Lewiston Elects Fattest Angriest Mayor Ever!

LEWISTON — In a stunning slim [ha ha] victory over a dead guy, the city of Lewiston, Maine (stabbyest city in Maine) elects enraged, corpulent candidate Bob MacDonald. Despite his obvious dietary predilection, MacDonald has no relationship with the actual restaurant McDonald’s. On Tuesday, the…

December 16, 2011 / Read More

Erick Bennett Mayor For Portland Seeks New World Record

Erick Bennett Mayor For Portland Seeks New World Record Portland, ME — The Maine Gazette has uncovered a pattern of activity by the campaign…

October 3, 2011 / Read More
Governor LePage now claims mural removed because artist didn’t use non-toxic paint
How to Prepare for Hurricane Irene
Calvin Klein offers to pay LePage not to wear their tighty whities
LePage calls for August 6th day of prayer – but not to Jesus