Our Staff

Here’s a listing of our awesome staff:

Douglas Fir
Uncle Dougie was born and bred in Maine, as evidenced by his vestigial tail and borderline retardation. He’s the editor in chief which means he brings the beer and donuts to meetings.

Orrin O’Hand
This dude showed up to our office in New Gloucester in a rowboat and no pants. He scares us a little, so we let him write stuff for us.

Bernard
If it’s about sex, a scandal, politics, Moxie, or farts – we let Bernard cover it.

Jessie Mausher
This dude’s an honest to God PhD. (piled higher and deeper). He’s wicked overqualified, so we let him cover the scientific shit and stuff.

James Spizuoco
When he’s not writing for us, he’s probably doing stand up comedy somewhere. He’s also a wicked smart feller.

We got some more writers comin’ online shortly so hang on to your undies.