AUGUSTA—In a strange show of political dexterity, Maine Governor Paul LePage kissed his own butt Monday afternoon at a Blaine House event to raise awareness for Maine’s troubling lack of useless public awareness campaigns. The governor, infamous for his “tell them they can kiss my butt” quip, directed at Maine members of the NAACP [...]
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