New Taco Bell Offering Simultaneously Scorches / Blocks Anus
Taco Bell announced the new Quemador de Culo taco today. This new offering from America’s most popular source of intestinal distress is specifically designed to both block, and scorch the Anus. Taco Bell food scientists have been engineering this product for over three years according to inside sources. “This represents a significant departure for our [...]
WASHINGTON, DC – John S. Pistole, head of the Transportation Security Administration, today announced a new ramp-up in the TSA’s security procedures. TSA agents will now conduct a full body cavity search of all air, bus, and train passengers. Intelligence gathered from detainees, as well as from the killing of Osama Bin Ladin has led [...]
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FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA – It’s been 25 years since Gerhard Stringfingler joined the faculty of Astrophysics department at the University of Southern North Dakota, yet he still can’t control himself. Professor Stringfingler erupts into giggle every time one of his colleagues mentions the name of the planet ‘Uranus’.
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