Deadly flesh-eating bacteria in your groceries
WASHINGTON DC — Are you killing your children by feeding them? Probably. The FDA today released a report that many of the nations staples are chock full of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) – a deadly flesh-eating bacteria.
NEW YORK – In stunning testimony before the World Health Organization, a panel of scientific researchers declared absolutely everything you could conceive of in the known universe lethal. From the toxins in our soil, water, and air, to the depleted nutrients and chemicals in our food – you’re going to die. Not enough sun- vitamin [...]
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WASHINGTON, DC – The Center for Disease Control today issued a warning about the next pandemic which is extremely likely to wipe out all human life on earth – Panda Flu. “Even though avian flu and swine flu were really non-starters, we believe that panda flu really has the potential to destroy our species” said [...]
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AUGUSTA – Summer is officially upon us once again, and the kiddies are out of school. This week marks the beginning of summer camp season in Maine. Maine campers, will have one more reason to relax this year. The Maine Association of Children’s Camps has just announced that 51% of Maine summer camps are now [...]
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