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Portland Man’s Facebook Status Triggers Apocalypse
Portland Man’s Facebook Status Mentions Knight Rider, Sets New Record For Comments, Threatening Cosmic Implosion. Civilization Crumbling, World-Wide Mayhem Imminent. In a stunning development that threatens to upset the space-time continuum, a Portland man has received an unprecedented number of comments on his Facebook status, after referencing 80′s television hit “Knight Rider”. On Tuesday evening, [...]
SOUTH PORTLAND – Maine state troopers have a new set of procedures to help them track down and stop distracted drivers. The new technique involves driving their cruisers at a very high rate of speed while accessing Facebook on their state issued laptops. Theoretically, officers would be able to see the status of people who [...]
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