Forget the fade, the Un is in!
What’s hot for 2012? The now famous hairstyle of North Korea’s supreme dictator for life Kim Jong-Un has become the hot new hair style for urban youth. Called “The Un” – the leader’s trademark lid is in vogue for douchebags throughout the US. Kim Jong-Un took power over North Korea recently after his batshit-crazy jumpsuit-wearing [...]
Hello Boys! Grab your Ed Hardy shirt, bathe in Abercrombie and Fitch cologne, drop your pants to your knees, and roll those 20″ rims on your purple Ford Focus – douchebaggery is in for Fall!
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OLD ORCHARD BEACH – Bon jour Francois, hate to tell you, but that grape-smuggler is so 1990. Banana hammocks are out! But what’s a fashionable lard-ass like yourself supposed to trot out in at the French-Canadian Riviera? Well there mayo-fries, not to fret, everything old is new again. Introducing the merkin!
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