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New Taco Bell Offering Simultaneously Scorches / Blocks Anus
Taco Bell announced the new Quemador de Culo taco today. This new offering from America’s most popular source of intestinal distress is specifically designed to both block, and scorch the Anus. Taco Bell food scientists have been engineering this product for over three years according to inside sources. “This represents a significant departure for our [...]
WASHINGTON DC — Are you killing your children by feeding them? Probably. The FDA today released a report that many of the nations staples are chock full of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA) – a deadly flesh-eating bacteria.
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