Todd Akin: Don’t Worry Ladies, I Won’t Legitimately Rape You If Elected
East Dumass, Missouri – In response to several ham-fisted clarifications over his statement the “legitimate rape” doesn’t usually cause pregnancy, Congressman William Todd “WilleTodd” Akin released a statement to further clarify his clarifications. The following is the statement in whole:
Myrtle Beach, SC — Mitt Romney’s campaign today has released a bold new plan to bring America to total energy independence by 2014. The Republican presidential contender is the only candidate to make such a proposition and to put forth a plan. “Energy independence means the US will not have to rely on the volatility [...]
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WASHINGTON, DC – A field of 15 has become a field of 16 with the recent addition of Ronald Reagan’s corpse to the list of candidates vying for the Republican primary. Recent polls suggest that the body of the 40th U.S. president is actually ahead of Mitt Romney by at least 13 points.
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