Top 10 dating tips for Maine women
Hello ladies – I raise my eyebrow at you sexy little beasts. I’m here to solve all your problems – as long all your problems are that you don’t have a man. Let me adjust my hunter’s orange smoking jacket and settle back with a Moxie and give you the goods. Here are handsome Uncle [...]
Listen here Dickey! When you and the misses wana hava nite of unincumbad happiness you go grab yourself a six-pack of Moxie. Fuck that viagra cialais shit and start drinkin that gentian root tang flavad sodi pop. After the first bottle you’ll start to feel a tinglin in your man vegetables, after the third you’ll [...]
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Well, summer is here at last, and no better way to beat the heat than with my Great Aunty Myrna’s Maine Summer Surprise. Ingredients: 2 Packets of lime flavored Jello 3-4 cans of Moxie 2 Cups of fruit loops 6 red hot-dogs 2 Whoopie pies from Sam’s or Amato’s
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