LePage: Maine Paying Welfare to 6 Million Martians
PORTLAND, Maine — There are more Martians receiving welfare benefits from the state of Maine than there are people who live in the state, Republican Gov. Paul LePage said Saturday. But Democrats said LePage’s numbers are deceptive and perhaps batshit crazy. Restating his call to cut human services programs to save money, the governor said [...]
Seems like everyone in Maine is busier than a four dollar Lisbon Street crack-whore. So what’s a busy Mainer to do to manage their time? Top time management tips for Maine residents
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AUGUSTA — One day after high-end douchebag retailer and pedophiliac-catalog publisher Abercrombie & Fitch offered Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from “Jersey Shore” a deal to stop wearing their clothes, high-end undie manufacturer Calvin Klein has offered a similar deal to Governor Paul Lepage.
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