Recipe: Grannie’s Maple Pickle Mackerel Breakfast Surprise
I sure do miss old Grammie. We buried her last year. Of course she died in 2004, but we were havin’ so much fun with her corpse, it was hard to say goodbye. This dish, and painful anal fissures, always reminds me of her.
If you’re anything like me, your freezer tends to fill up quickly with the carcases of flattened squirrels, skunk, raccoon, wild turkey and even the occasional bear, deer or moose. Bumper hunting is great sport, does not require any special licensing and provides an endless supply of fresh meat for the frugal gourmand. The trouble [...]
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Well, summer is here at last, and no better way to beat the heat than with my Great Aunty Myrna’s Maine Summer Surprise. Ingredients: 2 Packets of lime flavored Jello 3-4 cans of Moxie 2 Cups of fruit loops 6 red hot-dogs 2 Whoopie pies from Sam’s or Amato’s
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