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Todd Akin: Don’t Worry Ladies, I Won’t Legitimately Rape You If Elected
East Dumass, Missouri – In response to several ham-fisted clarifications over his statement the “legitimate rape” doesn’t usually cause pregnancy, Congressman William Todd “WilleTodd” Akin released a statement to further clarify his clarifications. The following is the statement in whole:
Taco Bell announced the new Quemador de Culo taco today. This new offering from America’s most popular source of intestinal distress is specifically designed to both block, and scorch the Anus. Taco Bell food scientists have been engineering this product for over three years according to inside sources. “This represents a significant departure for our [...]
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