Read this page very carefully. If you do not agree to these terms of service, you can’t use this web site, ever.
This web site is intended only for people over the age of 18 who work and reside in the State of Maine. Residents of California are expressly forbidden from using this site.
This is a parody web site intended for non-commercial purposes. Nothing is for sale here. Parody and satire are protected forms of speech. All persons mentioned who are not public figures are completely fictional, and any resemblance between them and any person, living or deceased is entirely coincidental.
From time to time we may publish 3rd party advertisements which provide us with some revenue. The publishers of this site have nothing to do with the ads or the products being advertised and make no warranties about anything to do with them. The same goes for links off this web site.
This site is passive. The publishers of the website mostly do not edit the content of the site and do not edit comments posted of the site, and are not aware of all content and comments on the site.
The content on this web site is the sole property of the web site owner, except where it is made clear that third party content is being used – such as with public domain photos, advertisements, embedded Facebook photos, content which is used through “fair use” etc.
Don’t steal our content. You may reference it, link to it, quote small passages, or print it for personal use. We’ll find out if you steal from us and we will sue you.
If you feel like some material on this site infringes the copyright of another, go to the contact us page and let us know. We will investigate, and if found to be infringing, remove the content. If our investigation reveals that we are not infringing we will not remove the content or contact you further.
Governing law and venue
By using this web site you agree that all disputes arising from such use will be governed by Maine law. All remedies will be sought in a court of law in Maine. If you do something for which we can sue you, you agree that we can bring you into court in Maine and sue you here.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless the producers and authors associated with this web site against all claims, liability, damages, costs, and expenses, including reasonable legal fees and expenses arising out of or related to breach of this agreement, the use of this site, the use of any information on this site, the use of any 3rd party link or advertisement.
Warranty and Liability
THE WEBSITE IS PROVIDED ‘AS IS’, WE OFFER NO WARRANTY, EXPLICIT OR IMPLIED, REGARDING THE WEBSITE, THE INFORMATION ON THE WEBSITE INCLUDING, WITHOUT LIMITATION, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THE OWNERS OF THIS WEBSITE DO NOT REPRESENT OR WARRANT THAT THIS WEBSITE WILL BE ERROR FREE.
THE OWNERS, PRODUCERS, AND CONTRIBUTORS TO THIS WEBSITE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PERSON OR ENTITY FOR ANY GENERAL, PUNITIVE, SPECIAL, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR INCIDENTAL DAMAGES, OR LOST PROFITS OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES COSTS OR LOSSES ARISING OUT OF YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE.